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Vegan Carb Crusher

Customer Reviews

Vegan Carb Crusher Customer Reviews

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Vegan Carb Crusher
Overall Rating : 3.78 / 5 (242 reviews)
  • 122 5 star reviews
  • 47 4 star reviews
  • 16 3 star reviews
  • 12 2 star reviews
  • 45 1 star reviews
3.78 / 5 (242 reviews)
  • 122 5 star reviews
  • 47 4 star reviews
  • 16 3 star reviews
  • 12 2 star reviews
  • 45 1 star reviews

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Absolutely foul, the texture is powder and they taste rank. Also gave me awful diarrhoea. Customer service is completely lacking too.
Goes Well With:
A toilet

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Cakey texture, Average taste

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Honestly, one of the worst protein bars ever. The texture is very "cakey". It also has a horrible aftertaste of uncooked wheat. Avoid it!

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Lessons learned - I saw the stars and thought they might be ok. But once you read the reviews you see the truth! I bit into one and it was like eating chalk - I'm surprised powder didn't fly out of my mouth when I recoiled in horror. The only benefit is that you won't rush to snack on these..that's for sure!
Goes Well With:
A blackboard

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Simply awful

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For the love of God, will someone at MP please read customer reviews and act on them? The number of negative reviews of this product continues to grow, and yet ... this.... thing... is still here! The original recipe for this bar was the best protein bar on the planet. Now it is the worst. What happened? Did some marketing wonk decide the need to capture the vegan market sector was more important than making a tasty, nutritious bar that everyone loves? The taste is dusty, metallic, cloying and bland all in one go. I really don't care if it is made from sustainable hemp grown by recycled hippies on a carbon-neutral eco-farm. It needs to taste good!
Goes Well With:
A whiny, bitchy review on the MP site. An order from Vibe snack bars.

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Not good since recipe changed

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These used to be my favourite, however they changed the recipe and now they're chalky and cheap. The toppings don't eve stick to the chocolate anymore, they just flake off as soon as the wrapper opens. Not enjoyable anymore - shame as it's hard to get a nice vegan protein bar.
Goes Well With:
Water to get it down as it's so dry

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Taste gross

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I got these along with a few others to try. These taste gross! Really dry perhaps the worst bar I’ve tasted, me and my partner have had one each likely to throw the rest 
Goes Well With:
The bin 

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Avoid

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I’ve liked everything I’ve ever bought from MP, until these. I’m glad it was a free sample or I’d have had my money back. If I was vegan I’d change my mind and be straight to McDonalds. These taste like I imagine the dust out of your hoover tastes, and with the same texture. Ashy, bland and so far removed from resembling food. I want a refund for the calories I wasted, is that a thing? 
Goes Well With:
Toothpaste, a toothbrush and mouthwash. 

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Really good

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By now I have tried all the flavours and since that's really a personal choice, for me the peanut butter and choc sea salt are the ones (banofee had a weird texture and too overpowering banana flavour). And yeah all of them are a bit dry in the center, with the peanut butter one having a strong pea flavour, but really manageable (definately don't need a jug of milk to wash it down like quite a lot of other protein bars I have tried over the years). Not really sweet too. All in all, really good on the go snack MP - nice work!
Goes Well With:
Coffee

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I really like this, steal my bfs all the time

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I'm surprised this has so many 1star reviews. It's the nicest thing MP make in my opinion. The texture is my fave, like chocolate nougat. And the taste is really delicious too. To be honest I came here to buy another box for myself but saw the reviews and thought to add one. I eat one and have loads of energy to go on my daily walks. Not sure if it's meant to be used like that, but still nice. Try it.
Goes Well With:
Glass of oat milk. Just before a walk.

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Depends on which one you get

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I have now tried the banoffee, chocolate sea salt and chocolate orange flavours of these bars. Banoffee is definitely the top one out of all of these, its not dry and has lovely little chocolate chips on top, the flavour is great and not strongly of banana at all if that is a worry for you! Close second is chocolate orange, only had a sample of it but it was great and similar to the banoffee in terms of texture. It has a mild orange taste which is really nice. Lastly is the chocolate sea salt. Wish I got a sample of this as I now have a box of 12 which I didn't really enjoy. Doesn't really taste like chocolate or sea salt, it's much dryer than the other 2 and is topped with cacao nibs which I find quite bitter and don't really like. Overall, not a fan of the chocolate sea salt but would definitely repurchase the other two.

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